In 1955 there was a nuclear test conducted by the Americans in a small island in the pacific, an atom bomb was detonated and the radiation went very far. This caused bananas growing in chile to turn all sort of blue, and as a result, carrots in England grew faces and legs and walked around and stuff. Two of the carrots got married and gave birth to a son (you). In carrot world, the word 'Aunt' means 'foolish'. Which was your nickname for years until you shed your orange skin. You continue to use the nickname because it makes you sound cool, and no-one really knows the truth, except me! hahaha! your secret is out, Foolish Gary McCarrot.
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