[aunt gary]

Hey there sports fans

oh hello, didnt notice you there, well here I will answer the questions that you werent answered before in any particular lifetime, so here I will answer all your questions,
& oh whats this? a letter here from lil timmy, asking

"dear aunt gary, my mummy & daddy are arguing a lot these days, will I be put in the middle"

so I thought about lil timmys problem & conquered hard to find the truth behind it, so I reply by saying

lil timmy, now your mummy & daddy will be divorcing, & will claim who will get you, they wont wanna see you or spend time with you, but it makes themslef fell better knowing they won the war, soI think If you march up to your mummy & daddy & tell them straight, "Ive had enough here, now both of you give me your hands" & when they do, you make them shake hands, then you will all feel much better, & sing merry x-mas on the 4th of July, I hope this sorts it out.

any questions, remember, Im here, Im not doing this for me, its for the kids *lil sparkle in my teeth*

Chow ding