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Originally Posted by flyingHead
that's nuthin'...when I was wee I broke an old ladies arm!! I thought the ambulance men were the police comin' to take me away and cryed soo much (not as much as the old lady though!!)!! I also ate my mum's (old glass)contact lenses:
Mummy: "Mhairi, Do you know where mummy's contact lenses are?" Me: " I crunch 'em!"
Also when I got my first blank tapes my dad told me if I didn't like what was on them I could 'wipe' it so I fucked them all up wi a soapy sponge!!
Or that time I couldn't be bothered going to the toilet 'cos the cartoons were on so I ran about pissing all over the living room....
nutty little fucker.....
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LMAO!!!! Its because of kids like you were that Im scared of the wee fuckers these days!!