[Johnny]

Here's a chat between Bob and Someone who shall remain nameless.

Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
i dont think id wanna fuck anyone from glenrothes
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
me?
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
nah your got a willie
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
only a small one though
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
how big is it?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
i know cos me and claire measured it once when we were drunk
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
and its what?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
and its a fair bit bigger than average
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but im not telling you
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
hard or floppy?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
cos you're probably bigger
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
we measured it when it was hard
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
whats the average? ive got a wee willy
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
average is 5 and a half
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
size doesnt matter though
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
inches>
?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
luckily ive never had anyc complaints anyway
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
yup
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
hard?
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
yeh
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
cool mines is bigger than that
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
mine too
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
its actually about 5.7 (i used to read claires magazines cos she was boring)
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
ahh i thought u meant urs was 5.7
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but apparently as long as its about 3 inches and reasonably thick then thats all that matters
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
nah
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
but if you turn it round your close
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
and thats all im sayin
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
haha
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
bob the 7 incher
Can you make up your mind? id like to get out of here todaaaay! says:
7.5
On the black wind forever we ride on together destroying your evil with freedom my guide says:
it was about 7 and a half


I say, prove it Bob, we want a picture (not 'cos we swing that way, just to prove it)