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Star Wars Cantina
Parody of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow
SPOKEN: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

Her name was Leia,
She was a princess,
With a danish on each ear,
And Darth Vader drawing near.
So R2-D2,
Found Ben Kenobi,
He'd have to put the Death Star plans,
Into the rebellion's hands.
So Luke and Obi-Wan,
Had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Eisley to have a drink with Han.

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a,
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
Music and blasters,
And old Jedi masters,
At the Star Wars...

His name was Solo,
He was a pilot,
With a blaster at his side,
And a smile 12 parsecs wide.
There with Chewbacca,
He was a Wookie.
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan,
About the Millenium Falcon.
Docking bay ninety-four,
Stormtroopers at the door,
With a flash of Ben's light-saber, now there's an arm on the floor.

SPOKEN: Mos Eisley spaceport... you will never find the more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a,
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
Music and blasters,
And old Jedi masters,
At the Star Wars...

His name was Yoda,
He was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad,
And by the way, he's Luke's dad.
Luke kissed his sister,
His hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far, far away,
Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean,
Jabba had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax back on Tatooine?

At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a,
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
Music and blasters,
And old Jedi masters,
At the Star Wars...

SPOKEN: The force will be with you...always.