[captain marvellous - aka andy]

regular joe are splitting up due to me being a recluse and playing video games solidly over the weekend. dont ever buy rainbow six 3 and broken sword for the xbox because you will never be seen again.

the fact that chris does this as well doesnt help, after completing star wars:knights of the old republic in a silly amount of time, he has now purchased tony hawks underground and max payne, and since has vanished without a trace.

and i believe matt is catching up on the gaming hours to after discovering the joys of ghost recon. matt, a bit of advice, DONT get xbox live and please please dont get RAINBOW SIX 3. otherwise i will need to play you at it and we'll never see the light of day again.

accumlative gaming hours per week for reg joe are in excess of 6000.

it all started with one xbox, 4 controllers and the dawn of "halo nights" at my house. these were harmless really. then matt got an xbox, then chris got an xbox, then we started waking up at 4pm and eating cereal in our boxers we'd had on for 5 days whilst never leaving our rooms in a desperate bid to complete the next level or whatever.

i reek of shite. natural light burns my retinas. please help.