i was advised not to submit a story for my english higher on the grounds that i might get a religous examiner that might view it as blasphemous and give me a shit mark.
it was basically a story about jesus, but jesus was a pig because when god fired his holy seed from the heavens, his aim was off so he missed mary and hit a sow and hey presto the son of god, saviour of mankind was born a pig. (this also gave him great problems with a traditional jewish upbringing)
jesus the pig then went on to feed the 500 with truffles etc.
i submitted it anyway.
i got a C so i must have got a religous examiner cuz the story deserved an A
