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Old 6th January 2004, 11:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I had this really cool idea of summing like big brother with the legends we all know and love. Personally I'd like to see Hulk Hogan, Mr.T and The Fonze involved. Image the conversations.

Fonzy - "eeeeyyyy!"

Mr.T - "Don't eeeeyyyy! me sucka, you ate the last apple! I pitty the foo! who eats the last apple"

Hulkster - "Well you know something brother. T doesn't like people messing with his food"

Fonzy - "eeeyyyy, sorry but I was hungry, I don't earn much money now.....these are not happy days for me"

Lee enters the room

Lee - "YO!"

Fonzy - "eeeyyyyy!"

Hulkster - "Hey brother"

Mr.T - "Hey foo!"

Lee - "What's going on here guys?"

Mr.T - "That sucka ate the last apple. I pity that foo! PITY HIM I SAY!"

Lee - "Fuck sake, calm doon eh"

Fonzy - "eeeyyyy thanks Lee"

Lee - "Naw, you can shut yer pus tae, noo am a big fan of yous both but you're arguing over a fuckin apple"

Hulkster - "WHATCHA GONNA DO...."

Lee - "Right Hogan, me and you ootside NOO!"

an ice cream man walks in

Lee - "Ok Mr.T, get an ice cream and stop yer moaning"

Mr.T - "FUCK AYE!!! ......FOO!"

Mr.T and the ice cream man share a non homosexual manly embrace and eat ice cream together

Fonzy - "eeeeyyyy guys, let's not argue, let's be friends again"

Both Lee and the Hulkster agree and the 3 friends go to a Pumpkins gig because Billy Corgan is also a good friend and reunited the band just for Lee
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