we're bringing our speicial friend sly derr , hes cool, - Bad boys, i know who he is!
is it doors open at 6.30 or first band? - Doors 6.30 hopefully first band sometime after 7
is it fancy dress? - yes, dress up
do u pay with cans of beans no one wants? - i don't like beans so no
will there be free ladies? - there will be expensive ladies, but free cakes
can i smell gibby? - after i've been drumming you can be first to sniff me
is alex older than gibby? - he's 20 i'm 18
do u wish u were an alarm clock just to be annoying? - not as annoying as mine, if i was as annoying as mine i'd kill myself to be nice
has jonny had his peeny tickled? - no but andy got his peirced
are u hardcore,like thomas? - the tank engine? he's not hardcore, i heard the fat controller kicked his ass
want to go paddling at the beach,we will if u do? - the sea has herpes, so no
have u ever heard of garbage trolley ? they are sweets in smallbin shaped containers. - i used to know a guy who ate from the bin, his name was luke