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It was someone at works birthday night out. So they were at yates, not somewhere I'd normally go anyway, but hey a pub is a pub i guess.
I'd just bought a pint of guinness and turn around to see a bloody great big bouncer right at my back, with his back turned to me. luckily i was on the ball and avoided walking straight into his back. So what does he do, swings all his weight round into me, spilling a good third of my pint, a lot of it down my jeans.
"oh sorry mate" he says, looking all cocky. so I say, "you can by me another one now.......mate" cos i mean not only did he spill my drink he soaked my trousers. "don't think so mate, accident, thats the way it goes". Then buggers off!
I mean to me, if i did that to someone and it was my fault i'd at least try and make up for it by replacing their drink. Needless to say i followed him outside and started telling him again, but my girlfriend and dave's sister pulled me back inside incase i got chucked out for it. And i gave up cos i didn't want to ruin their night. But the sad thing is I probably would have been thrown out for standing up for myself.
Had i been 16 and wearing a mini skirt, I'm sure he'd have bought me more than one replacement drink!!
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