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Originally Posted by Dr. Gonzo
the ditcher friends shouldnt be looked down upon though, sometimes friends were just forced on u. Likw if your neighbours nephew comes up from England or anywhere your parents have already vested sole responsiblity of his intigration into the community in your hands coz u live next door. Or those annoying cousins who smell.
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HIS NAME IS JAMES!!!!!1
When I was like 14 I would have to go to my old house (then my Dads) in Aberdeen, and I had no-where to go and be stuck with my old next door neighbor.
Conversation would go like this.
-"God this is so annoying I only have 100 pound to last me the next couple of weeks. Dont you hate when that happens Jason?"
(Jason says nothing while playing with the two pounds he has for the week in his pocket)
-"You know who's great? Kurt Colbain. I totally wish I could ahve met him he would ahve totally dug me"
(Jason cringes)
-"WWF IS THE BEST IM TOTALLY GONNA FUCKING PILEDRIVE YOU THEN MAKE YOU WATCH IT ON TV FOR 10 HOURS!"
(Jason is sore and bored)
-"Hmmm. My gran died and left me a shitload of money. Im gonna get a couple of guitars. My Mum says I havnt learnt to play the one Ive got yet but she's a bitch"
(Jason hangs himself from ceiling)
Jason had no choice but to visit demon child James because the only other option was spending time with Dad who would get at him for not paying James company
(Jason regresses and cries)