[Hat Of Cheese]

jed: i put the 'man' in 'mandible'!
me: do you really? what's a mandible?
jed: isn't it those things bugs eat with?
me: i think so but i honestly couldn't say it for sure.
jed: well i don't know if i put the man in mandible at all then.

me and him always have very meaningful conversations.

also:

me: steven looks like a stoned monkey, doesn't he?
james: yes
liam: yeah
stephanie: yeah
gordon: yep
grant: yep
jed: yeah

that was also a meaningful conversation, as you can obviously tell... any conversation comparing neds to stoned monkeys must be meaningful.