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Originally Posted by Ferg

three tramps are waiting outside a bar. the first one goes in and walks up to the bar, before he can say anything the barman says "sorry mate, we dont serve the likes of you in here", the tramp goes:" but all i want is a toothpick" the barman refuses but after some begging he gives the tramp a toothpick and he leaves. the next tramp then enters and goes up to the bar, again, before he can say anything the barman says "sorry mate, we dont serve the likes of you in here", "but i only want a toothpick" the tramp says. after some pleading the barman eventually gives him one so he can be on his way. a while later the final tramp goes in and up to the bar before he can say anything the barman says: "look i told both of your mates that we dont serve the likes of you in here, but i suppose you just want a toothpick yeh?" and the tramp replies: "no, can i have a straw? someones been sick outside and all the good bits are gone."

gross. funny, but gross.