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A man goes to the doctor with a strange ailment:
"Doctor! My cock has turned orange. What the hell is going on?!"
The doctor inspects, but is none the wiser. He tells the man to come back in a week, in which time the doctor will try and find out anything he can about the man's problem.
The Man returns, as planned, but the doctor still doesn't have a clue. He asks him some questions, which may give him some idea of what's going on:
"So, where do you work?"
"I'm unemployed"
"So what do you do with your time?"
"I just sit around all day wanking and eating Wotsits"
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