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I HAVE A JOKE!!!!
An englishman, an Irishman and the Pope were out driving in the desert one day. Unfortunately, the car broke down and they were stranded.
"What do we do now?" asked the Englishman.
"Well," said the pope, "I'm going to grab some supplies and start walking."
And with that, the Pope gathered some things from the car and began walking away.
"Yeah, good idea!" said the Englishman, who then gathered some things and then walked away after the Pope.
"Guys wait for me!" said the Irishman, who grabbed what he thought he would need and walked off after them.
After 6 hours of walking through the scorching heat, the three of them were saved. A jeep rode over a nearby dune and came to a stop next to them.
"Wow!" said the jeep driver, "I bet you're glad I came along! You wouldn't have lasted much longer out here!"
"Oh we could have survived for a while yet," said the Pope, "I brought water from the car to quench our thirst."
"Yes," said the Englishman, "I gathered what food we had and took it with me so that we would not have starved."
The jeep driver looked at the Irishman.
"What about you?" he asked, "Why the fuck did you bring a car door?"
"Well..." said the Irishman, "I brought the car door for Michael Jackson, who fucks children."
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