[: : Scott : :]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

girl walks into a bar to and asks for a double entendre. the barman flatly refuses, citing that a "double entendre" is in fact not a drink. embarrassed, she asks for a vodka and coke, which the barman then serves her without incident. the girl looks at the clock and sees her boyfriend should arrive in a few minutes. she sits at a table by the window, occupied by a scotsman, and englishman and an irishman, again without incident. at this point a bishop, a rabbi and a zulu priest walk into the bar.

while this strikes the clientele and barstaff alike as being a little odd, they simply walk to the bar and order three fresh orange juices and sit at a table in the corner by the fruit machine.

ten minutes pass, and her boyfriend as still not arrived. however, a man walks through the door, leading both a lion and a penguin into the bar. at this point the doorstaff urge the man to leave, with the reasonable claim that a bar is not the place for such animals, and the only animals that the bar can legally facilitate are dogs for the visually impaired. the man causes quite a stir, but accepts that he should have perhaps left his pets at home.

angered and slightly worried as to why her boyfriend has still not arrived, the girl notices a payphone across the street from her position at the window. she decides to give his mobile a quick call.

she dials his number anxiously, her fingers shaking. he answers; "sorry darling I was held up at work, I'm just coming around the corner to the bar now"

she then sees her boyfriend emerge from the corner by the door of the bar, true to his word.

ahem.



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