[*Lyndsey*]

Originally Posted by Fritz

An old lady is sitting in her wheel chair on the beach when a young man walks by....

Old lady: "Oh son, son. Come here for a second would you?"

Young Man: "Err, ok. What can I do for you dear?"

"Son, Ive never been kissed in my 82 years of exsistance. Do you think you could make an old woman happy by giving her a wee kiss?"

"Errr" Long pause "Ok, just the one mind"

*kisses*

"Oh son, that was grand. Thankyou for taking the time to do that for me."

"Thats ok, right. So, see you la..."

"Oh no, wait son! Ive got another favour to ask of you. You see, Ive never been poked before and before I die I'd like to experience it at least once. Please son, could you poke us?"

*guy hesistates*

"Please son. Do it for an old lady."

"Errmm, Ok! Just a quick one though, ok?"

*guy does the deed*

"Son! That was just braw, youve made me feel like a real woman, oohhhh. Now, before you go I one last thing to ask."

"Aww, what now?!?"

"Son" long pause "You see, son. Ive never been fucked, son."

"Ah, right. I see."

"Do you think you could maybe..."

"Aye, nae bother"

"Oh thankyou son. Youre so kind to...son....what are you doing?!?!?!"

*guy pushes wheel chair into the sea*

"You're fucked now!"

hahaaa - sounds like something my gran would try pull off