these two, from the same person, are the best
you have always got to be one better dont you you up yourself look at my tits ugly whore! infact you havent mentioned your tits in a while 
its a pity you cant have big tits and a pretty face but meh! xxx
i shagged your boi, he likes my boobs!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha said they were pert or somate!!! bwahahahahahahahahaha
the funniest part is that she's a munter.
but looking through all my rep made me sile, because some folk have left some lovely rep and i've not had much bad rep for a year. when it seems everyone hated me!