[Schmurgle]

i was just thinking today of all the wee "rhymes" that me and my mates would say when we had to pick teams and other random stuff.

my favourite was : " there's a soldier in the grass,
with a bullet up his arse,
pull it out, pull it out,
and guess what colour of blood came out".


we had loads of these and i remembered them all today but i cant remember them now!! Help me out people!