[humndislocation]

The ability send punches over TCP/IP

I would abuse that power so much though.

I would eventually get banned from this forum for making a thread in serious discussion that punched everyone that opened it.

EDIT: But that would be OK because I would send all the mods emails that would punch them, then they would know who is boss of this forum.

Then I would go on stormfront and randomly punch people in threads. It would be great, because they would never know what threads I had posted in, and whether or not they would get punched for looking at a thread it would be awesome

Then I would punch google just because I could