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having an entire series of Stargate SG1 downloaded and nothing to do for 48 hours.
the sense of relief after foning your boss and saying you're ill and going back to bed.
the smell of a truly pungent fart and the responsibility bestowed upon you with it's release into the wild.
watching a kiddie fall off a chair whilst trying to blow out a birthday cake on you've been framed.
an unexpected blowjob (whilst watching telly with the missus or something and not whilst out buying milk.)
the kind of shit that makes you reconsider the whole "are there possibly benefits in this gayness lark?" before deciding that it was just a really good dump.
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