our old next door neighbour was a fruit bat.
she called my dad a layabout because he was kicking a ball about in the backgarden with me instead of going to work, except he was on nights and was about to leave.
we were also forced to get rid of our dog because she made numerous bogus complaints to the council about how we abused our dog and left it outside all the time and stuff.
she's deed now though.
*edit*
i was just in the toilet, doing a dump (in college) and the guy in the cubicle next to me was going maths under his breath.
