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DissolveD_JameS · 15th November 2005, 06:41 PM

My money is on the elk. He's clearly already drunk (as elks do) - he has finished his drink then smashed the bottle. The elephant is clearly playing catch-up and will probably be hindered due to the fact the elk is much faster and about 8 times it's normal size.

15th November 2005, 06:41 PM	#19 (permalink)
DissolveD_JameS Restrained Abuser Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Dundee Posts: 1,264 Band: Dissolved	My money is on the elk. He's clearly already drunk (as elks do) - he has finished his drink then smashed the bottle. The elephant is clearly playing catch-up and will probably be hindered due to the fact the elk is much faster and about 8 times it's normal size.