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It's no lie, although it was Mike "Lightning" Lennie who posted that under my name.
I've never played at the union before, I hope I don't end up doing something embarrassing like the 'splits'.
But come along, it's a cancer research benefit, so we need as many shiny coins to exchange the bar for smokes and alcohol and radioactive shit. We're also gonna have extra strength sunbeds on all night if you fancy getting orange wid it.
Can all regulars of the union please make sure you lock-zip your implant pouches and ask your boyfriends to leave their wellies at the door.
Thanks!
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