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humndislocation · 17th January 2006, 07:05 PM

Yes but the scientists that say it is impossible to breathe in an atmosphere that lacks oxygen are always overlooking the facts because it doesn't fit with their research.

Their naturalist dogma is flawed! Never once in their research did they consider that there is a magical benevolent clown that wants humans to be able to breathe on other planets, and will use his magical powers to make this possible. They always come up with wild and wonderful explanations to explain away things that are really the work of the space clown, just so they can come up with an explanation that doesn't require a space clown.

Humans-need-oxygen-to-survive-ists should be aware that Humans-need-oxygen-to-survivism is a theory in decline, even top scientists are abandoning it!!! Also, it is only a theory, and we should be balanced and open to other theories, such as the space clown. Really, we should just teach both.

People claim that oxygen gets taken up into haemoglobin, but this is not true, because oxygen is still oxygen when its in haemoglobin, therefore we don't need oxygen to survive.

That human beings can't survive in an atmosphere that lacks oxygen is just another one of those "FACTS" that scientists are always telling us. Hahahaha I remember when they used to say that the earth was flat and teach that as a FACT!!! They are making things up as they go along!

also dark matter... Scientists come up with possible explanations for things, like dark matter before there is evidence. If they were doing the science properly, then they'd always know the right answer, and would always magically be able to postulate things that are true.

All hail boko the magical space clown.

May the holy flower that is attached to his waistcoat, that just looks like a flower, but actually he is just waiting for you to try to smell it, because there's actually a watergun in it, be blessed throughout the heavens.

May his blessed clown car streak across the heavens, creating new life, and also may the door of said blessed clown car fall off at regular intervals, bringing hilarity to the universe.

17th January 2006, 07:05 PM	#22 (permalink)
humndislocation Hardcore is serious guys Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dundee Posts: 5,893 Band: Blasphemous Necrorapist	Yes but the scientists that say it is impossible to breathe in an atmosphere that lacks oxygen are always overlooking the facts because it doesn't fit with their research. Their naturalist dogma is flawed! Never once in their research did they consider that there is a magical benevolent clown that wants humans to be able to breathe on other planets, and will use his magical powers to make this possible. They always come up with wild and wonderful explanations to explain away things that are really the work of the space clown, just so they can come up with an explanation that doesn't require a space clown. Humans-need-oxygen-to-survive-ists should be aware that Humans-need-oxygen-to-survivism is a theory in decline, even top scientists are abandoning it!!! Also, it is only a theory, and we should be balanced and open to other theories, such as the space clown. Really, we should just teach both. People claim that oxygen gets taken up into haemoglobin, but this is not true, because oxygen is still oxygen when its in haemoglobin, therefore we don't need oxygen to survive. That human beings can't survive in an atmosphere that lacks oxygen is just another one of those "FACTS" that scientists are always telling us. Hahahaha I remember when they used to say that the earth was flat and teach that as a FACT!!! They are making things up as they go along! also dark matter... Scientists come up with possible explanations for things, like dark matter before there is evidence. If they were doing the science properly, then they'd always know the right answer, and would always magically be able to postulate things that are true. All hail boko the magical space clown. May the holy flower that is attached to his waistcoat, that just looks like a flower, but actually he is just waiting for you to try to smell it, because there's actually a watergun in it, be blessed throughout the heavens. May his blessed clown car streak across the heavens, creating new life, and also may the door of said blessed clown car fall off at regular intervals, bringing hilarity to the universe. Last edited by humndislocation : 17th January 2006 at 07:15 PM.