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A guy walks into a bar with a small man sitting on his shoulder. He orders a beer. The bartender brings the beer for the guy, but as he put the beer down on the bar, before the guy could reach it, the small man lept off his shoulder and picks up the beer and dumps it in the guys lap.
The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whiskey. As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guys face and smashed the shot glass against the wall.
"I have to know.... where did you get that little guy?" asked the bartender.
"Well... I'll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp,rubbed it, and a geenie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve inch prick and this is what I got..."
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