Tipper the gay cow came on to me today after i bought life insurance from Lyle who seemed a little bit dodgy but he knows this guy called Redd who's gonna come visit me on tuesday. He has a tent. Maybe i can buy things from him
I got stung as well, trying to catch bees so i can show off to Nan who wants me to catch a rarer bug than him. Also, Emler the transgendered horse is coming round at 6 to see my house. He/She seems nice enough, but i dont know if anything will happen between us...i'll see how it goes eh?
*UPDATE* that bitch Elmer says my house is "fragrant" then gives me 3/5 for the house. Then she goes on to slag off Curt and Kody for wearing the same shirts as each other and whats she wearing? THE EXACT SAME CHARLIE DESIGNED BATMAN T-SHIRT THAT I MADE! The nerve of some people!
Anyway, friend code: 5197-6012-5080
Come to my town Dave