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A small child is at school when his friend tells him that all adults have one secret they don't want anyone to know and will give you anything not to tell anyone.
With this the child goes home and sees his mum. Remembering what he had been told he goes up to her.
"I know your secret I know everything"
With a look of horror the mother goes
"Here is £25 don't tell your dad"
The kid takes the money and thinks 'Class I can get well off on this'
Then he sees his dad and does the same trick with the same reaction.
The next morning on his way to school he sees the postman and says
"I know everything you know you could not hide it from me"
With tears in his eyes the postman says
"finally, now come and give your dad a hug!"
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