To the Queen
Oh yeah. Er happy birthday your Maj. Sorry it's a bit late but you know how it is. Some of us have to work for our living. Wouldn't do if we all scrounged off the state would it. My you look so good at 80. Loafing & bathing in asses milk all your life (at our bloody expense)can really keep that skin supple. Do we get a birthday speech then? What? Not even a short chinwag. Can't even give us an xmas speech without looking like you're squeezing the telephone directory between your knees can you? Don't forget to wish me the same when it's mine( Somehow I doubt you f$&*ing will)
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