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A 2nd grade teacher is instructed to teach sex ed. to her class. She starts out by drawing a penis on the chalk board and asks the class, "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny says, "Yes, teacher, my dad has 2 of them!"
The teacher says, "Two of them, Johnny, are you sure about that?"
And little Johnny says, "Yes, teacher, he uses a short skinny one to go to the bathroom, and a long fat one to brush the babysitter's teeth."
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