[corduroyboy]

Chrono and I found some great awful websites about maybe... 6-7 years ago..

They were good because they weren't all just "OMG LOL LOOK AT THE BAD DESIGN." and snorting out milk in the cafeteria at a table full of people with braces and acne.

They were really funny content-wise, like that wedding one.

Unfortunately I don't have the links, but there was a great one about dolphin sex and how to get it in California and Miami and advice that it's ok to fuck dolphins, but you shouldn't let a male dolphin penetrate you because when they ejaculate their penis apparently elongates and fucks you up (bad style).

There was another one by this black marine and the tab in the vertical scroll bar was about 2 pixels high as the page was about a million miles long, with the same thing repeated: the same photograph of Chester Erins-Warringer III (or whatevs) and the American flag. I think there might have been some animated GIF action too.

Also a kind of tragic one about a miserable boy's miserable life.

Ah good times.. good times. The internet was much better before proper morons ruined it...

Tonight I'm going to web-browse like it's ninteen-ninety-nine...