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Old 19th May 2006, 01:08 PM   #492 (permalink)
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An African miner is working in the gold mines, when he has an accident and loses a leg.

"FUCK!" he shouts. "What am i going to do??? Who's going to want a one legged gold digger?"

"Me!" says Paul McCartney



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Also, apparently he just bought her a plane for her birthday.



and a lady shave for the other leg


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Paul McCartney come home from the hospital.
He says to his kids "I have good news and bad news.

The bad news is that your mother, Linda, has passed away"

"Oh thats terrible" say the kids. "Whats the good news?"



"MCDONALDS FOR TEA!"
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