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i used to get attacked a fair bit when i had longer hair.
put someone's head through the side of a bus shelter in lochee and panned a couple of guys in the face with a half brick on the hilltown.
but the best was when i got attacked when i was a nightwatchman and was getting a good going over by four guys. being held by 2 and punched and kicked by the other 2. i could hardly breathe and i thought they were going to kill me but after what felt like an eternity it stopped hurting, i could breathe again and boy was i fucking pissed off!
bit one of them until he let go, grabbed his head and repeatedly smashed it off a metal door on the ship until he stopped struggling all the while the other 3 were still laying into me, then grabbed the next one and did the same. they then decided to run, so i grabbed a belaying pin (kinda like a wooden truncheon that rigging gets tied onto) and chased them. they found it really hard getting over the wall of the compound with me trying to break their arms and legs. i reckon i would have killed them if they'd not got over the wall.
the assistant tech came down later and couldn't believe the state of me, i looked like the elephant man, he said i should have a joint to make me feel better, i'd never touched any form of drug before then but i just thought why not. we then sat out on deck and got baked. i didn't feel too bad the next day apart from the management wanting an explanation about all the blood and then the police being called in and being asked things like why didn't i call 999 as soon as it happened. well officer, i decided to get wasted and i didn't think having police here at the same time as a bag of hash was a good idea.
what was funny was when the police came to see me it was at work the next night, they came on the ship without telling me they were coming so the intruder alarm alerted me and i nearly smacked them with the belaying pin (i was slightly jumpy), they didn't seem particulary sympathetic to me as a victim after that.
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