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i had a dream about mark thompson last night, in this
dream we were sitting in a room with a bunch of young people and slim. i was only waiting on elliot but mark insisted that i write something while i waited. he wanted everyone to write about clowns. after some time mark asked me if i wanted to go first but i hadn't writen anything down so he said he'd go first. this is what i dreamt he said:
"CLOWNS ARE DREICH!
EH THINK THUR FUCKIN SHITE,
THUR AH A BUNCH OH ALKIES,
AND THEY CANNY FUCKIN FIGHT!
CLOWNS ARE DREICH!
THEY CANNY USE THUR GRAMMER
THEY FUMBLE ABOOT WI WORDS
THE ST-ST-STUTTER AND THEY STAM-M-MER!
CLOWNS ARE DREICH!
THUR AYE-WAYS FUCKIN SKINT!
THEY'VE NIVVER GOT THE MONEY
TO BUY
MARK THOMPSON
A FUCKIN DRINK!
cheers."
i woke up pissing myself laughing and wrote it down
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