yeah so me and the gf were sitting in the wellgate having our 2nd macdonald's of the day under the escelators where the gardens are and we could see them in the reflection of the empty shop windows...anyway i see a ned sliding down the banister thinking he's cool and out the corner of my eye i saw another ned about to do the same, i turn away thinking nothing of it but when i looked back up he'd gone (too quick)
next thing i hear is a kinda crunchy slap sound, i thought someone had dropped a carrier bag with heavy stuff in it from the level above, but no, this fanny face planted onto the floor from the top of the escelator! he looked kinda dead at first but i saw him try to move so it was okay to start pissing myself lauhing
best thing was his shoe managed to end up about 20 feet away (pun intended)
ahhh i still can't help but laugh remembering it
