[drivelikejehu]

Im in the mood of a good laugh, I wanna hear stupid-arse things that have happened to you, your mates or whatever, even the most vulgar and nasty of em, I have a mildly stupid tale of a stupid cunt who went out to get me and my mates G but left us looked in his flat for 3 hours, we quickly notied we were locked in and proceeded to ruin his flat a little, like we did the classics like swapping sugar and salt, making his toothbrush "kiss and make-up" with the toilet brush and urinated on his clothing, also we spraypainted his lightbulbs blue which caused a scary hissing sound so we had to lob em outta the window, in the end he brought us back crap g so it was all for nothing