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^ i think it's because of chris morris of brass eye/the day to day fame having the same name as the victim of a brutal throwing attack.
i suffered a similar fate.
we were having a pinecone fight and i got hit in the eye, which meant i had to go to a & e, turned out i scratched my cornea.
i go back to school 2 days later and the same thing happens again!
and then at high school we were playing hac e sac at break, and this guy John Penman's shoe comes flying off and scones me in the same fucking eye as before. that was some fucking shiner.
also, one time i scored from my own penalty box because i hoofed it from one end of the pitch and the other keeper was in a huff about something and walked out the goal.
also, did anyone ever have a waterfight, how much shite did that get you into!?!
and what the fuck was with "girl can go first" at breaks/the end of the day!?!
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