[ubermensch]

Man, I felt sorry for a lot of teachers in my school. Some of them were genuinely nice and obviously had a passion to teach people. Mr Bigham from Arbroath High sticks out in my mind, only because we was the loveliest guy you could ever meet and people gave him crap all the time. He was a very good teacher as well, and obviously cared about his students.

Some of them were right bentshots though. I don't know whether they originally had good intentions and became jaded after spending years trying to get morons to shut up, or they were just genuinely nasty pieces of work. Did anyone ever notice that a lot of these teachers taught Foundation classes too? I think that's pretty pointless; surely a bit of motivation from a good teacher is better than getting some power-hungry arsefuck that just sits back and teaches them absolutely nothing.

I was a good boy in high school, but a total pain in the arse when I was a primary kid. I had a bad temper and started fights with other kids quite a lot. Lines were nasty on the fist, they gave you 'Lego hand'.

Oh, and I'd like to add that ALL Home Economics teachers are failed pizza/kebab chefs with chips on their shoulders (probably literally).