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Originally Posted by Schmurgle
When I went on my first date with my first boyfriend to the cinema he got shat on by a seagull. I thought it was funny, he didnt and we ended up not going to the cinema  |
My first date with a girl called Jenny (with kick ass dreds) resulted in me getting seagul poop on my hair an hour before meeting up...me rushing to get it washed off...faling miserably, getting it shaved off thanks to the hair dressers on the perth road, meeting her an hour late and discovering that she really liked my hair (before it was shaved).