Quote:
Originally Posted by LesMts
Your grandads excretions - sweat, vomit, piss, semen, saliva and watery shit - and some evil surgeon has rewired his insides so they all mix into a foul homologous watery paste which comes out of his cock, which is where you have to drink it from. And the only way to get it flowing is inserting two fingers into his rectum. Oh, and he's freshly dead from cancer of the penis.
|
Oh man I'm so hard right now.
I only wish that this board still allowed signatures, because that'd be my new one