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House of Flying Daggers - Pointless romantic movie where airborn cutlery features gratuitously.
Bubbahotep - Elvis and a black JFK battle sadistic coffin dodger in a nursing home.
The Village - M. Shyamalamalamalaman's movie about a retro village in a modern setting where some freaky shit goes down. It's Brechin with a multi-million dollar budget!
Terminator 2 - Arnold's the new boy in a different town; he's on the rollercoaster ride of his life and he ain't gonna get off for no one (except John Connor, who becomes his friend and teaches him naughty words).
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