My brother-in-law is a Royal Marine, and when he got back from Afganistan last time, he had long hair and a beard (which they grow out there to fit in). Obvisouly this made him look a bit different from your typical shaven headed soldier, and when he was on his way home from a night out in Arbroath, 3 guys tried to mug him. They were like "Giez yer wallet" to which he replied "No" then when they started on him, he finished it
haha. minks getting battered, nothing better.