[humndislocation]

For a male, black nail polish is an efficient method of communicating the following:

Hi,

I have a live journal full of my shitty goth poetry, full of hilarious lines like 'piercing black darkness surrounds my soul, choking my heart with the purest barbed wire of hate'

The following is also probably true:
I have a myspace full of pictures of myself looking sad, or making fReAkY faces, in goth makeup. (where fReAkY is defined as frowning hard while grinning like a maniac, most likely with my head tilted down, and my eyes looking up at the camera, to make it even more eVILLL)

My myspace has one or more blog entries about the following subjects:
How hard my life is
Why the government and the SySTEM is SO FUCKED UP
How much I am against the Iraq war and how much I hate BUSH.
How things NEVER GO RIGHT FOR ME AGOADGOIADGIOAD/How every time I get interested in a member of the opposite sex IT FUCKS UP or THEY FUCK ME OVER, I AM SUCH AN IDIOT AGOIADGOIADNGOADGNADGO

The background colour of my myspace is most likely black, and has a link to the documentary "loose change" somewhere on it.