you should try going for a lap dance and keep giving them money till you cum your pants.
today I was taking Little Jacob home from the comedy club in algonquin in my Comet (LOVE that car!) and just after I came off the bridge into Broker, I lost control and smashed into a petrol pump, BOOM!!!! I ended up going so high I could see half the city. I then spent half an hour stealing fast cars and driving them straight into the pumps

(it's handy that the hospital's just round the corner)