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The leader of Roman Catholics in England and Wales stressed that a 'hidden God' was active in everyone's life, often nipping to the shops for them or wiping down their kitchen surfaces.
Stressing that God was not in the phonebook, the Cardinal said: "You can't just ring him up. You have to get an appointment and that can take up to 18 months.
"I suppose I could try to put in a good word for you... if only I wasn't so skint - if you catch my drift..."
errrrr, wtf?!
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