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Much love to any student that prints this out and sticks it next to the other poster.

If every human being was the result of a woman giving birth, then there are numerous problems:

If women give birth to fully grown adults, then how do they fit inside ?

If people are made from sperm, then how come no people have ever crawled out of the sock in the corner of my room? Why aren't sperm banks filled with babies?

If women give birth to people, then why aren't we all female?

How does a person know when to be born?

If all people start off inside a woman, then why don't they suffocate? Do they make some kind of breathing tube out of straws? How do they know how to do this if they've never seen the outside world? Who puts all the straws in there?

Childbirth is a lie, it is intellectual suicide!!! It is a fairy story for adults. Clearly human beings are built in automated factories.

If anybody has any questions containing anything to do with Spiderman: Email: childbirthisalie@blueyonder.co.uk

Some other questions I could answer:
- Who would in a fight, 50 puffins vs 5 pengins?
- Who are you? What are you doing in my house?
- Why can't I lick my own elbow? I've been trying for 6 months now, and I've dislocated my arm trying to do it. It really hurts.
- Do you want fries with that?
- Wholemeal bread is tastier than white bread

The questions are countless and I am happy to answer if you think you have a more complex question.