BT 1 Round 1 houdine v.s. MC darkeyes

[kj]

battle rules

fight

[Houdini]

Originally Posted by kj

battle rules

fight

Braggin dat ur the realest but ur character portrays the opposite,
Wit ur negative input its difficult to think positive,
U think this talkin makes u gangsta cus u next to hard,
This guys like a skinny night club, wit annorexic bars,
When it cums to these clones, all u fakes r the same,
The only difference u posess, is the change in ur name,
Spitin wit accuracy n then deliverin a timely line,
Ur overexagerated like y2k, in 99,
Ud think my structure was the greatest army, wit da finest line,
Seems my hunger is callin n this oppenent is the new meal,
If too much of the truth means lyin, then u r 2real,
When shit gets crucial, I pump out hits on demand,
The only album u droppin is the 1 dat slipped out ur hand,
Theres no possibility im misunderstood but its just ur misconception,
Ur material is like deflected shots, misdirected,
If we're both goin out 2night ur gun end up dead first,
The only hoods that backed u were on sweatshirts,
darkeyes, you'll end up wit 2 blackeyes,
Yo'll end up gettin hit, for talkin so much shit,
u aint' nuttin but a fake ass LIL' BITCH

[MC DarkEyes]

That shite was tight as man!!!

Watch out my shit is my tight like a fingerless female virgin
I sling blades towards your torso so I can cut you up like a surgeon
My advice is to think twice before taking the roll of my dice
You'll scratching your head like headlice because I'm a lyrical device
You can't even visualize the precision in my lyrictism
You don't even fit in my division so I cut you off like circumcision
You be about as smart as two guys with different diseases having sex without protection
Your selection has lost direction you get no flow like an old man getting no erection
Your about as hopeful as a car trying to get aquatic whilst my drops are hypnotic
I'm psychotic like a rhyno your quixotic and idiotic
You couldn't hold the pole position so your ambition is now to run the loser's expedition
My mission is now to eliminate you my opposition
When the key goes in the ignition my ambition will turn your stepping-stones into demolition
You fallen into the chasm watching you shake like a spasm
I've dropped the bomb now your going to blow with no orgasm

[Houdini]

Originally Posted by MC DarkEyes

That shite was tight as man!!!

Watch out my shit is my tight like a fingerless female virgin
I sling blades towards your torso so I can cut you up like a surgeon
My advice is to think twice before taking the roll of my dice
You'll scratching your head like headlice because I'm a lyrical device
You can't even visualize the precision in my lyrictism
You don't even fit in my division so I cut you off like circumcision
You be about as smart as two guys with different diseases having sex without protection
Your selection has lost direction you get no flow like an old man getting no erection
Your about as hopeful as a car trying to get aquatic whilst my drops are hypnotic
I'm psychotic like a rhyno your quixotic and idiotic
You couldn't hold the pole position so your ambition is now to run the loser's expedition
My mission is now to eliminate you my opposition
When the key goes in the ignition my ambition will turn your stepping-stones into demolition
You fallen into the chasm watching you shake like a spasm
I've dropped the bomb now your going to blow with no orgasm

Not bad ma man

you aint nothin in this game, your career is over/
fake lil bitch, thinkin he the next hova/
end your career, your shits so wack/
you cant handle this attack, forums callin you the freestylin hurt sack/
shits too funny, watchin you spit/
thinkin your good, constantly sayin "Im the next kid whos it"/
you aint no jin, your more G-units Cracker/
signin on messageboards, tryin to be a rapper/
give it up "darkeyes", you cant even step/
didnt know homos had a city, so where you rep?
is it even on the charts, or in your own lil world
gettin boys on there knees, givin vanilla swirls/

respected on this board, not just for my sayings/
with my first spit boi? yea i was playin/
dont see the need, to even try/
listen to the truth for once, you cant rap no lie/
steppin up the plate, means risin about the charts/
me sayin you where any good, is the same as sayin your smart/
light up the candles, you just been handled/
now showin this board, a fuckin wannabe spitter dismantled..

[MC DarkEyes]

I cut up with a ruler to get precise measurements
I leave you down flat, just like the Netherlands
My slide show will confine you rip out your back and re-spine you
Record companies won't resign you because it was the god of homosexuality that designed you
In this battle league your going down like the Titanic
You cannot match me my vocabulary is gigantic
You start to panic because I spit hot stuff like volcanic
I pull your parts off just like a mechanic
If you think you can out-do me your lying like a politican
Instead of mat-wrestling I'm rap-wrestling and beat you down into submission
Wait a second, did I give you any of my permission
Ah who cares you sure aint no competition

If you think you can give me black eyes there black to begin
With my good forces so evil I stare a whole right through your skin
Man you want to light up your candle, yours is being burnt at both ends
In this tournament you stop now, whilst I transcend
So you call yourself 'Houdini'
But your not wearing straightjackets your wearing a bikini
You've layed down your lyrics but I will have them erased
You wanna know where I'm reppin...its your momma's place!

[Wondah Vocal]

i vote MC Darkeyes Cuz Houdine Said At 1 Point .......


" light up the candles, you just been handled/"
"now showin this board, a fuckin wannabe spitter dismantled.."


and i used there words in my verse which wos writen b4 his and simply becuz i thot darkeyes wos better

[Houdini]

Originally Posted by Wondah Vocal

i vote MC Darkeyes Cuz Houdine Said At 1 Point .......


" light up the candles, you just been handled/"
"now showin this board, a fuckin wannabe spitter dismantled.."


and i used there words in my verse which wos writen b4 his and simply becuz i thot darkeyes wos better

i think u'll find that u wrote:
"....like a candle"

And i wrote:

"light up the candles"

maybe u need glasses or sum shit like that

[Houdini]

Originally Posted by Houdini

i think u'll find that u wrote:
"....like a candle"

And i wrote:

"light up the candles"

maybe u need glasses or sum shit like that

sorry forgot to ask wot "dismatle" means mate.

[Wondah Vocal]

thats ok, it was a spellin mistake. i thought even you would hav been able to work that out and the point wos u used the same words in kinda the same way as me PLUS i saidi thought mc darkeyes wos better.....comprende

[ThA rOyAl T]

Vote: MC Darkeyes

Reason: More complex and just better overall, not a real good battle, loadsa whored out punchlines and some whack lyrics, but Darkeyes was nice.

[kj]

This is close as fuck. i have to vote MC Darkeyes but only just! Both ya'll had good flowing, good rhyming, lots of hits and disses, punches and everything.

'Your selection has lost direction you get no flow like an old man getting no erection'

but that line by Darkeyes had me pissin myself. so i gotta give it to him, but that was only part of the reason. I felt he hit a bit more, maybe not as hard but i like it lots.

This battle was a good one.

[: : Scott : :]

i vote darkeyes because his rhymes were t3h bomb.

plus the other guy posts random flames on the other forums.

kthnx

[Wondah Vocal]

Bang!, Tko 4-0, Darkeyes Goes To The Semi's