am not a rapper but im gonna try to battle

[*Lyndsey*]

really??? i thought they would be tyres or something haha


any other topics?

[Going Gone]

A penis?

[*Lyndsey*]

jesus....

[easynow]

Originally Posted by confessions

jesus....

just go and check Format & Abdominal and also Skinnyman when they hit town - nuff said!

[Dj-Zero]

I'm having a go at a battlerap just now, dunno if I'm doing any good or not, it's fun though.

[rising signs]

heres my battle rap,it will shit on everyone

Motherfuckers wanna act loco, hit em wit, numerous
shots with the fo'-fo'
Faggots wanna talk to Po-Po's, smoke em like cocoa
Fuck rap, coke by the boatload
Fuck dat, on the run-by, gun high, one eye closed
Left holes through some guy clothes
Stop your bullshittin, glock with the full clip
Motherfuckers better duck when the fool spit
One shot could make a nigga do a full flip
See the nigga layin shocked when the bullet hit
Oh hey ma, how you, know niggaz wanna buy you
But see me I wanna _Fuck for Free_ like Akinyele
Now I gotta let her take this ride, make you feel it
inside your belly, if it's tight get the K-Y Jelly
All night get you wide up inside the telly
Side to side, til you say Rising Signs you're too much for me


*may have borrowed some bits*

[scuba]

yo ive made some improvement on battling but im not jin burke or anything man

yo this fucker has searched the world trying to find me
and when he did i killed him with poison ivy
or maybe i didnt
maybe his dad raped him and gave him hiv
the last time i rhymed a done it for the crack
ive made some adjustments now im back
now im better i'll beat you straight to iraq
now guys stop licking your lips when you see my ballsack
i only took ten seconds to perfect this rhyme
if you cant type fast take your fucking time
i will break down your flow with my lyrical muscle
i use my brain fuck you you cant hustle
sorry pardon me for bein a little prick
while your putting on your drag queen lipstick your thinking a bout 5 yr old boys dicks
im not even gonna bother with a repeat
im gonna chill cos your gonna retreat

[humndislocation]

Sorry, you missed the point of an internet battle rap on here. The point is to call your opponent a faggot in as many ways as possible, also to say that you slept with their mum, or they slept with their mum, or are into beastiality or something.

Also you have to mention the fact that the person you are battling has a small penis at some point.

See the other battle raps on here for an example of what you should be aiming for.

[scuba]

i mentioned the guy was a paedo and there is an incestial rape comment their is that ok m8

[Going Gone]

omg, What you talking about faggot?
wtf, You're a skinny maggot,
Brb, I ain't got time for this has-been,
lol, His dick is the smallest thing I've ever seen,
lmao, I fucked your mother in the ass,
My cream jeans are now stained in grass,
I don't like to rap, I just do it for the hit,
I waste my time doing this because I'm a retarded fucking shit.

Peace out Detriot'

[MotioN]

You going and you gone, butcha took too long
Your ryhmes sound like.., a lil gurls song
i knew that it was wrong when i slit your fuckin face,
i slashed you like steak sucka, so gimmie some space
Yeah ima slasha bitch, one ya dont fuck wiv
I fuck ya home if ya dont catch ma drif
In ya cute little bed, covered in knives
one for each stabwound we left in your Wife.
She's not alive, this is your life.
And....It's ending one minute at a time
hold me back! i dont wanna have to throw another line!

[Thanatos]

Eee-weeee-zeeeee

[scuba]

Originally Posted by Going Gone

omg, What you talking about faggot?
wtf, You're a skinny maggot,
Brb, I ain't got time for this has-been,
lol, His dick is the smallest thing I've ever seen,
lmao, I fucked your mother in the ass,
My cream jeans are now stained in grass,
I don't like to rap, I just do it for the hit,
I waste my time doing this because I'm a retarded fucking shit.

Peace out Detriot'

im gonna start by saying that you said i have small nob
but your mum bit yours off like a corn on the cob.
you called me a faggot and that means gay
man do you want to be spittin blood when you spray
cos ill knock you the fuck out anyway
and if you call me that again then youll pay.
if you want to fuck my mum then thats up to you
you couldnt handle my mum with a six man mosher gang rape crew
she would bend over and your face would turn blue.
im not gonna finnish with a punchline i dont need to.

[scuba]

Originally Posted by MotioN

You going and you gone, butcha took too long
Your ryhmes sound like.., a lil gurls song
i knew that it was wrong when i slit your fuckin face,
i slashed you like steak sucka, so gimmie some space
Yeah ima slasha bitch, one ya dont fuck wiv
I fuck ya home if ya dont catch ma drif
In ya cute little bed, covered in knives
one for each stabwound we left in your Wife.
She's not alive, this is your life.
And....It's ending one minute at a time
hold me back! i dont wanna have to throw another line!

yo are you even from the usa, no
stop being a bitch and rep the uk.
you may think your cute givin me gangsta lines
but im from scotland my shits sublime
talkin about slittin my face
dude your a fuckin disgrace
"one ya dont fuck wiv" "catch ma drif"
id be better readin a hieroglyph
maybe i spelt that wrong i dont care
hows your mum doing
does she want that picture back with her in her underwear.
why you not throwin another line to attack
i'll use an american line cos man your whack