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Old 13th October 2006, 09:42 AM   #31 (permalink)
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been rappin' 4 days n years,now these gays n queers
wanna move around me lyk they playin' musical chairs.
i rap da raw shit, make u cover ya'll ears
but ya'll go up shit, boys cover ya'll rears
a bunch of fudge packin' fools,packin' each other
inbred but u still drool,ova da same mutha
all ya'll rhymes sound wack,so i plan 2 attack
so ya'll can go bak, and snort each others crack
devilish! your a bitch,and i dont mean a female dog
u got your last wish,chompin' on a niggaz log
do u run your block, r u in your projex g
nah! your runnin' cock,dude get off Protex Lee
and its amazin',anotha inch D ish gains
but i'ma leave u 4 dead, just lyk Rottin' Remains
both these muthafuckaz jizzd u,Devilish i think u wet through
u just got squirted in da eye,by this fool Mugetsu
N'Doe got da mad flow,i'm lyk da cronik smoke
i run this fuckin show,makin niggaz choke
it's cronik skunkoxide,dryin' up your lung
tyme 4 me 2 ryde,this battle here is done,i'm numba 1

hahaha bitchs,N'Doe drifts away wit da wind (hhhhoooooooooooooo)
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Old 15th October 2006, 05:58 AM   #32 (permalink)
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DEFrent is on a distinguished road
ayo, history in the makin
my first post, and already, ur pride i'm takin
no one on this thread is fo real, they all fakin
that goes for u too, NO-doe
stop playing musical chairs and go get some cash, ya hoe
yea, thats right, take it like tha bitch i know u r
heard 50 cent screaming at chu "GET OUT MY CAR!!!"
so go ahead and rap about gettin at me wit a gat thats in yo backpack
and while u shoot me wit ur water gun, my bat and i will attack
so before u even pump ur soaker, get a brain and turn around
cuz too many clowns try to act hard and get hurt
this is big boi shit up here, u can join once i don't see a "gap kids" tag on ur shirt
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Old 30th October 2006, 04:56 AM   #33 (permalink)
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OMG damn use dont no how to rhyme use r shit//
Put all ur wannabe rhyes into a fuckin pit//
Devillish,U cant rhyme ur whack//
Ur raps are fuckin as flat as a tack//
I all of ur words and i feel sick in the gut//
PPl r actually riting this,its all mut//
u can all suck me off//
and no it wont be my first//
espicially from neone out of ur family//
not that u care much for me//
but i dont really give a shit let me have 1 plee//
For all use to stop rapping thi bet 2pac is turning in his grave//
He mst think ur all gay pricks who like to rave//
Ill tie u all up put u in the boot //
drive to ur house have a root//
Then GO to a cliff and chuck u off//
MITE SHUT U UP
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Old 30th October 2006, 07:10 AM   #34 (permalink)
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this is big boi shit up here, u can join once i don't see a "gap kids" tag on ur shirt
I cut the thing off now, with some scissors
So I got one ting to ask you, an it's can I join Mister?
It's just I find kids clothes a pretty good fit
I didn't realise the tag made me look like a tit
I'm willing to forget all you said of my soaker
I'm killing the dead with a red hot poker
I ain't no joker; not a joker, I'm a bit of a smoker
20 Davidoff and a grande mocha
It's a balance between coffee and hot chocolate
Unless you've tried it, I suggest you don't knock it
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Old 30th October 2006, 07:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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been rappin' 4 days n years,now these gays n queers
wanna move around me lyk they playin' musical chairs.
i rap da raw shit, make u cover ya'll ears
but ya'll go up shit, boys cover ya'll rears

chairs dosn`t rhyme with ears, rears or queers unless your welsh. go ram a lamb.
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:02 PM   #36 (permalink)
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chairs dosn`t rhyme with ears, rears or queers unless your welsh. go ram a lamb.
Hey dear friend that ain't even rhymin'
If you wanna rap like me you gotta put some time in
A little bit of effort goes a long long way
And your "your" is missing an E and an apostrophe
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:10 PM   #37 (permalink)
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what man? you don't say it 'apostrophay'!
before you give lectures, try learning something eh?
who'd want to rhyme like you? you can't rap for peanuts
now run off to the hills and live in one of those green huts
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:15 PM   #38 (permalink)
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what man? you don't say it 'apostrophay'!
before you give lectures, try learning something eh?
who'd want to rhyme like you? you can't rap for peanuts
now run off to the hills and live in one of those green huts
Apostrophay is the way it's pronounced
So consider your theories bluntly denounced
I regularly rap for peanuts, and for cashews
When I come for you, I wouldn't like to be in your shoes
What's the deal, with this double betrayal?
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah? Well uh you're double GAY-ul.
Thomas Gay MacColl, that's what they been sayin'
RS McColl is ok if you don't mind payin'
Over the odds for your confectionery items
Me I go to Tesco, just to spite 'em.
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:21 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i think you'll find it's apostroph-ee
but you're a moron; expected it's to be
that you're going to get words wrong on occasion
whereas my lyrical abilities are amazin'
and why are you going off on a tangent?
makes me suspect that you're not really a man(gent)
sweetshops are innocent, don't drag them in
or i'll come to your house and break your theremin.
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:27 PM   #40 (permalink)
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put some time in? you slow or something?
now i see i have to watch my spelling,VVVVV
u think i da ken that min it wis e-z to type!
theyres somme grammar and s/p for thE hype

thomas those huts are called hobbit holes
blablabla your mum bla anys a goal!
i might stop half arseing it if your create some comp.
but ive finished MY rap sesh wi yer maws sex romp
3 other guys, her legs were this high, I-------------------------I
(corduroy randomness reference) I MARKED THAT WITH A DOUBLE "I" !!

there you go they`re put to rest
even my nonsense shit is `DA BEST .
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Old 30th October 2006, 08:30 PM   #41 (permalink)
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i think you'll find it's apostroph-ee
but you're a moron; expected it's to be
that you're going to get words wrong on occasion
whereas my lyrical abilities are amazin'
and why are you going off on a tangent?
makes me suspect that you're not really a man(gent)
sweetshops are innocent, don't drag them in
or i'll come to your house and break your theremin.
Woah! Hold up there son, I don't be posessing
That crazy instrument over which you're obsessin'
Apostroph-ee may be the way for you no-good Fifers
Maybe you want me to show you why they call me "The Knifer"?
I'm all man, and I can prove it to y'all
By givin you a flash, through my boxers, of one ball
I got another one as well, it be matchin'
I go to art-college, so I can do cross hatchin'
Thomas Gay Mac, what have you ever done?
I 'spect nothin much, 'part from take it up the bum

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If you wanna rap like me you gotta put some time in
rap like you ?
id rather eat my shoe (or poo) !
i deteste this lyrical contest with only one winner
hes already won and your just beginners
i can spit up this line in 2.4 seconds
in that time you can slurp a succulent lemon,
this thread should have been closed
before you two made a single post
but now i guess this is my encore
my duty will be done with a twelve bore
ill pop half my brain out, that oughta even out the score
ill reply in about half an hour--- i gotta go have a shower
then ill pronounce myself man of the hour.
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is that pure you knifer eh ?
mah names chibber.....weve met before keeen.

ah pure saw yee chuk a rock at mah dobber
yee acted like yee wis a pure mad-mental showjer
weel ahm fae goven nae yer pussy ersed fyfe
tryin tae live the couper-angian life
ahhl pre chib the shit oota yer corsa