Who want some!

[corduroyboy]

Originally Posted by DEFrent

are u an idiot, or do u not have eyes/
i agreed with u about ur ability to steal my pies/
but i also said all that other shit was a bunch of lies/
ur shits so bad, it makes grown men cry/
y, cuz u can't rhyme/
and tryin to get at me is a waste of time/
besides, wat "hood" r u from that says tea-time/
must be sooooo hard, even harder than N.Y.C/
u see, tha only one who takes a pee is u when u see me/
and that aint my moma u hangin wit/
thats a peace of shit, guess i aint tha only one takin hits/

Do we really, have to go through this again?
Or are you as stupid as I thought when you first began?
Ok, one more time for the morons up back
One more time for the rappers who are whack
Tea is what we here call our evening meal
So it's no different to your dinner-time, I feel
Anyway, all this talk is making me hungry
And your bad rhymes are just makin' me angry
If it were up to me I wouldn't give you a keyboard
I guess PC World didn't bank on you being a retard
I think you're being too hard, though, on your poor old mum
She is pretty ugly, but hardly comparable to the product of your bum
How many times, do I have to tell you I'm clean?
Kids, drugs ain't good. Please don't enter that scene!
Sorry I got all moral there, let me resume
Smoking DEFrent, puttin' him in a tomb
No, actually D, I think you'll come in handy
"A plate of lasagne please, and a glass of your fine brandy"

[corduroyboy]

Originally Posted by DEFrent

are u an idiot, or do u not have eyes/
i agreed with u about ur ability to steal my pies/

I told you I had eyes: in front of my metal plate
Your lack of observation really makes me irate

[thomasjmaccoll]

man you guys, stop with all the bickering
the candle of my patience keeps on a-flickering
and if you're not careful, soon it'll go out
and then you guys will get a taste of what pain is all about.
i'm writing better than you while i also write a novel
i still could beat you both from an internet-free hovel.
you might think that that is a ridiculous claim to make
but i can make it easier than making a milkshake.
and now my rhymes are faltering 'cause i'm getting pretty tired
but let's just say if i was your boss the both of you'd be fired.

[DEFrent]

wats goin on wit u TJ?/
i tried to spare u, but hey, have it ur way/
now, i aint gonna front, that post befo yo last was kinda hot/
NOT!!!/
u thought u could come at me?!?!/
psst, please, me and c-boy have u open ur mouf and take a great big pee/
be tha first time that tha bad goin in is less than tha bad comin out of it/
u fuckin little boi, get at me whenever ur done on ur moms tit/
bitch, i could care less bout ur little fire, i'll dump a bucket of water on it/
but not before i make sure ur lyrics are lit/
it'll be tha first time ever that they be hot/
i gotta run from u, im scared ur un-lyrical style is like a disease and can be caught

[thomasjmaccoll]

well if you're going to get nasty, i'll give that a try too
there are plenty of things wrong with the rapping that you do.
for a start i can't even work out what a lot of it means
and some of the lines are longer than the biggest size of jeans.
on the other hand some are one word long, it doesn't scan at all
and as for saying i still breastfeed, there really is no call.
it's a complicated problem, the doctors say it's fine,
and i should be off within two years and back onto the wine.
so see, we all can get personal and insult each others' stuff
but let's just all be friendly, i think that's fair enough.

[: : Scott : :]

I'm steppin' to bust the geographically inept DEFrent
Rochester isn't New York State, it's a little town in Kent
That be a county in the South East of England, fool
Maybe you'da' known that if you'd ever went to school

[DEFrent]

um, ok, i don't even know wat to say/
scott, wtf is Kent, i don't know tha way/
i don't need to go to school to know ROC is in New York State/
guess u do tho, so hurry and get ta school, or u'll be late/
and y u gotta be retarded and hate on somethin u know nuffin about/
jus for that dumbass comment, im revoking ur membership, go on, get out/
i don't give a fuck if ur a senior member/
im DEFrent, i do things my way, remember?/
guess not, err u wouldn't of come at me like that/
and TJ, wtf u sayin, my ryhems r great, urs r flat/
this is a battle site, and u don't go half way hardcore/
ur shit is weak, its soft, its a bore, i can't take it no more/
fuck it, im blowin maadd hard on that fire, hope ta blow it out/
y, maybe then i could find out wat u really about/
but i dout ur shit is about any thing, take a new rout/
try somethin else, cuz all ur shit jus sits on tha shelf/
u need ta think about ur life, and find urself/
err, u'll find urself face down in a lake, all by urself/
and i aint need no one ta help, i do shit by myself/
this is my tenth bar scott, if we keepin track/
how many u had, o 2 bars, thats all u could do on ur little attack?/

[DEFrent]

http://www.ci.rochester.ny.us/
thats rochester ny web site, try a google web seach next time, dumb ass

[Rotting Remains]

just lay line not bar, or none o your shit makes sense,
because bar is for timing and yours varies in length.

[N'Doe]

just got tha knives piping hot,spots and guess what
i'ma bout 2 roll up sum mo bud dots
and get red orry eye-cum and have a try
this thakinda shit that gone make u feel fly
yeeaahh, take in all that smoke, but dont choke
cause if u croak, then u just myt provoke
me 2 do sum iller shit u know mmaann,
you'd blyk damn,and your lungs wont comprehend
and collapse,at tha smell of this skunky incense
for instance, if u look out into da distance
you shall see wat separates, tha earth and pearly gates
demons walk among us,injectin' us with hate
and racism, its anutha prison
got people thinkin why tha hell they're livin'
forever given, although unforgiven
for this is tha way demons make a livin'
but i dont repent 2 them, i know tha plan
i know my creator and he knows who i am
get my prophercy penned, i done it bak then
and me fukin' bitches up on this site again

[DEFrent]

NO DOE is either a homosexual, or a homophob/
how u know bout wat goes on when da door is closed/
always detailing gay acts bout ur opponet isn't much of an attack/
all it do is make people wonder how u have a clue about gay facts/
and theres no way i would say theres somethin wrong bout bein gay/
hey, fate chose them to be that way the from the very first day, ok/
because of society, gay teens kill themselves more than other teen/
u, and stupid homophobs like u, relate bein gay to a negative thing/
then have tha nerve ta condon racism, ya kna i mean/
demeanin 1 human rights movment, and support another/
weres ur common sense, err wat about ur mother/
because of ur shit, people needlessly suffer/
now slavery is nuffin compared to wat gays face today/
but they go threw bull shit, like urs, and never pull outa AK/
how would u feel if i dissed u jus cuz u r a different race/
all ur shit talk bout gays is just a waste, it has no place/
(and no, im not a gay, women r waaaay too sexy for that, haha)

[N'Doe]

i'ma do defrent,4 this generation
see i heard u r gay and in a sticky situation
so wat! u from tha roc,bet u sucking cock
u been doin' it since tha twin towers dropped
me b lyk bin laden,i b hard 2 find
u done tickin' tym now that ass is mine
i been throwin up rhymes, str8 from tha get go
been blowin' shit up just lyk tha london metro
i dont think being gay, is negative
i got gay friends and yo i let em live
the way they want 2 and the way they gots 2
so all i got 2 say 2 u mofo is fuck u
yo ima elevate, str8 up 2 tha plate
then levitate into sumthing that b great
2 much for u 2 hold,i b gainin'control
tha name b N'Doe hoe and now i got 2 go

[Rotting Remains]

Originally Posted by DEFrent

(and no, im not a gay, women r waaaay too sexy for that, haha)

the fact you needed to justify that (in such a general guilty way) makes me sure your not gay

[thomasjmaccoll]

DEFrent, is your compassion for gays really so sincere?
'cause you have only been saying that stuff since N'Doe got here.
i mean it's great that you're trying to break down some predjudices
but you shouldn't only be so sure when handing out the disses.
and RR that last post didn't rhyme one little bit
well reading it again in fact it did but it's set out like shit.
this linear verse format is all that we may use here
so that every